Funny Pick Up Lines

Pick up lines are overrated. No matter how many you know, the real game goes beyond mere words. Instead, it’s all about the charisma, connection and they way you use your verbal and body language.

With that clear, then it’s when you can add pick up lines. So don’t make your game go around them. Instead, make lines just an additional skill, one extra card you could play.

Here are a few of my favorite ones. This time I’ll focus on funny lines.

Note: don’t just throw in the line. Believe in it! To make the difference speak them out with passion and confidence!

Giant Polar Bear (What?) It’s an icebreaker. Hi, my name is….
I bet you $20 you’re gonna turn me down.
You must be in a wrong place – the Miss Universe contest is over there.
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
Are you an interior decorator? When I saw you the room became beautiful.
I may not be a genie but I can make your dreams come true.
(Give the person a bottle of tequila) Drink this, then call me when you’re ready.
When God made you, he was showing off.
I have never had a dream come true until the day that I met you.
Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa just what I want for
Christmas.
You look life my first wife! (How many have you had?) None.
POOF! (What are you doing?) I’m here, where are your other two wishes?
If God made anything more pretty, I’m sure he’d keep it for himself.
You’ve got to refer me to your plastic surgeon.
I was blinded by your beauty so I’m going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.
Be unique and different, say yes.
If looks could kill you would be a weapon of mass destruction.
You say “I bet you $20 I can kiss you without using my lips.” She says, “Bet’s on.” You kiss her then say, “I lost.”
In Venezuela only real men have big mustaches.
Hey, Laura! (Big hug). I haven’t seen you forEVER!! (Huge kiss) Wow, you’ve really changed! (I’m not Laura) What? Oh my God, you even changed your name!
First buy an ice cream and find a hot girl, then say “I’m sorry to bother you, but your melting my ice cream!”
I know I dont have a chance, but I just wanted to hear an angel talk.
You know what? Your eyes are the same color as my Porsche.
What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper.
Excuse me. Do you want to f**k or should I apologize?
“Do you want to do a 68?” she says “What’s that?” you say “You go down, and I’ll owe you one.”